off topic: Windows XP Source Code

From: Renato ([email protected])
Date: Thu Dec 13 2001 - 12:40:50 CET


Our spies found Windows XP main program source code.
Take a look below.
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/************************ CLASSIFIED! Windows XP Source Code
******************************/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
     {
     while(!CRASHED)
          {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();

          if (first_time_installation)
               {
               make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
               make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
               disable_Netscape();
               disable_RealPlayer();
               disable_Lotus_Products();
               hang_system();
               }
        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
        if (still_not_crashed)
           {
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           basically_run_windows_3.1();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_nothing_loop();
           }
     }
     if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();
     if (fast_cpu())
          {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
          }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    if (system_ok())
         crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
         system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
          {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          }

    create_general_protection_fault();
    }

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