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From: Remi - http://online.adsl.dk ([email protected])
Date: Sat Jun 02 2001 - 21:30:23 CEST


----- Original Message -----
From: "A. ABBRUZZESE" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, June 03, 2001 4:20 PM
Subject: Its not what you think...

> Dear Friends,
>
> It's really working!!! And so easy!!!
>
> Spend a minute or two here and you will find that
> YOU REALLY OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO LOOK AT THIS!!!
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> "Making over half million dollars every 4
> to 5 months from your home for an investment
> of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time"
>
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
>
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !!
>
> Before you say "Bull", please read the
> following :
> This is the letter you have been hearing
> about on the news lately.
> Due to the popularity of this letter on
> the Internet, a national weekly news program
> recently devoted an entire show to the
> Investigation of this program described
> below, to see if it really can make people
> money. The show also investigated whether or
> not the program was legal. Their findings
> proved once and for all that there are
> "absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the
> participation in the program and if people
> can follow the simple instructions, they
> are bound to make some megabucks with only
> $25 out of pocket cost".
>
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY
> AND RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT
> IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
>
> This is what one had to say:
>
> "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I
> was approached many times before but each
> time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally
> joined just to see what one could expect in
> return for the minimal effort and money
> required. To my astonishment, I received
> total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money
> still coming in".
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
>
> Here is another testimonial:
>
> "This program has been around for a long
> time but I never believed in it. But one
> day when I received this again in the mail
> I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed
> the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3
> weeks later the money started to come in.
> First month I only made $240.00 but the next
> 2 months after that I made a total 0of
> $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by
> re-entering the program, I have made over
> $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The
> key to success in this program is to follow
> the simple steps and NOT change anything ."
>
> More testimonials later but first,
>
> **PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE**
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000
> every 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably,
> please read the following...THEN READ IT
> AGAIN and AGAIN !!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
>
> * Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.
>
> * For each report, send $5CASH, THE NAME &
> NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and
> YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose
> name appears ON THAT LIST next to the
> report.
> MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
> ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any
> mail problems.
>
> * When you place your order, make sure you
> order each of the 5 reports. You will
> need all 5 reports so that you can save
> them on your computer and resell them.
> YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
>
> * Within a few days you will receive, via
> e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these
> 5 different individuals. Save them on your
> computer so they will be accessible for you
> to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also, make a floppy
> of these reports and keep it on your desk
> in case something happen to your computer.
>
> ** IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of
> the people who are listed next to each
> report, or their sequence on the list,
> in any way other than what is instructed
> below in step "1 through 6" or you will
> loose out on majority of your profits. Once
> you understand the way this works, you will
> also see how it does not work if you change
> it. Remember, this method has been tested,
> and if you alter, it will NOT work!!! People
> have tried to put their friends/relatives
> names on all five thinking they could get
> all the money. But it does not work this
> way. Believe us, we all have tried to be
> greedy and then nothing happened. So, Do
> not try to change anything other than what
> is instructed. Because if you do, it will
> not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps
> the reward!!!
>
> 1. After you have ordered all 5 reports,
> take this advertisement and REMOVE the
> name & address of the person in REPORT
> # 5. (This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting his
> fortune.)
>
> 2. Move the name & address in REPORT #4
> down TO REPORT #5.
>
> 3. Move the name & address in REPORT #3
> down TO REPORT #4.
>
> 4. Move the name & address in REPORT #2
> down TO REPORT #3.
>
> 5. Move the name & address in REPORT #1
> down TO REPORT #2
>
> 6. Insert YOUR name & address in the
> REPORT #1 Position.
>
> ** VERY IMPORTANT: PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU
> COPY EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS ACCURATELY!
>
> Take this entire letter, with the modified
> list of names, and save it on your Computer.
> DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on
> a disk as well just in case if you loose
> any data.
>
> To assist you with marketing your business
> on the Internet, the 5 reports you Purchase
> will provide you with invaluable marketing
> information which includes how to send bulk
> e-mails legally, where to find thousands of
> free classified ads and much more.
>
> THERE ARE 2 PRIMARY METHODS TO GET THIS
> VENTURE GOING:
>
> METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
>
> Let's say that you decide to start small,
> just to see how it goes, and we will assume
> You and those involved send out only 5,000
> e-mails each. Let's also assume that the
> mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
> response could be much better but lets just
> say it is only 0.2% . Also many people will
> send out hundreds of thousands e-mails
> instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with
> this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders
> for Report #1. Those 10 people responded by
> sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of
> 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
> responded with orders. That's = 100 people
> responded and ordered Report #2. Those 100
> people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response
> to that is 1000 orders for Report #3. Those
> 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for
> a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The
> 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for
> Report #4. Those 10,000 people send out
> 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
> (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to
> that is 100,000 orders for Report #5. THAT'S
> 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00
> (half million).
>
> Your total income in this example is:
> 1. $50+
> 2. $500+
> 3. $5,000 +
> 4. $50,000+
> 5. $500,000........Grand Total = $555,550.00
>
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
> FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND
> NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL
> STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
>
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10
> PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen
> if everyone, or half or even one 4th of
> those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or
> more? There are over 150 million people on
> the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe
> me, many people will do just that, and more!
>
> METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>
> Advertising on the net is very, very
> inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE
> places to advertise. Placing a lot of free
> ads on the Internet will easily get a larger
> response. We strongly suggest you start with
> Method #1 and add METHOD #2 as you go along.
>
> For every $5 you receive, all you must do
> is e-mail them the Report they ordered.
> That's it. Always provide same day service
> on all orders. This will guarantee that the
> e-mail they send out, with your name and
> address on it, will be prompt because they
> can not advertise until they receive the
> report.
>
> ___________ AVAILABLE REPORTS_____________
>
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
>
> Notes : Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY)
> for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make
> sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it
> in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of
> those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER &
> the NAME of the Report you are ordering,
> YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and
> postal address.
>
>
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>
>
> REPORT # 1: Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk E-Mail On The Net
>
> Order Report #1 from:
> A. ABBRUZZESE
> PO BOX: 99516
> 5855 GOUIN OUEST
> MONTREAL, Qc, H4J 1E0
> CANADA
> _________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net
>
>
>
> Order Report #2 from:
> F. P. White
> 4936 Pale Orchis Court
> Columbia, MD 21044
> ____________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net
>
> Order Report #3 from:
> STEPHEN, C.
> CP 134
> Succ. Cartierville
> St-Laurent, Quebec
> H4R 2V7, Canada
>
> ________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Utilizing MLM & The Net
>
> Order Report #4 from:
> K. L. RAIDER
> 1738 COUNTY RD. 299
> WEDOWEE, AL 36278
> USA
> ________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free
>
> Order Report #5 from:
> R. C. SWANS
> BOX 436
> ODEBOLT, IOWA 51458
> USA
>
>
> $$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$
>
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your
> success:
>
> * If you do not receive at least 10 orders
> for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue
> sending e-mails until you do.
>
> * After you have received 10 orders, 2 to
> 3 weeks after that you should receive 100
> orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did
> not, continue advertising or sending
> e-mails until you do.
>
> * Once you have received 100 or more orders
> for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the
> system is already working for you, and the
> cash will continue to roll in!
>
> THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER :
>
> * Every time your name is moved down on
> the list, you are placed in front of
> a different report. You can KEEP Track
> of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you.
>
> * IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME
> SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
> START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There
> is NO LIMIT to the income you can
> generate from this business!!!
>
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR
> OF THIS PROGRAM:
>
> "You have just received information that
> can give you financial freedom for the
> rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST
> A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make
> more money in the next few weeks and
> months than you have ever imagined.
> Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.
> Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now. Remember
> to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have put your name and address
> in Report #1 andmoved others to #2....#5
> as instructed above. One of the people
> you send this to may send out 100,000 or
> more e-mails and your name will be on
> everyone of them. Remember though, the
> more you send out the more potential
> customers you will reach. So my friend,
> I have given you the ideas, information,
> materials and opportunity to become
> financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU
> NOW!
>
> ********** MORE TESTIMONIALS***********
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife , Jody and
> I live in Chicago. I am an accountant
> with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
> pretty good money. When I received this
> program I grumbled to Jody about receiving
> "junk mail". I made fun of the whole thing,
> spouting my knowledge of the population
> and percentages involved. I "knew" it
> wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
> supposed intelligence and few days later
> she jumped in with both feet. I made
> merciless fun of her, and was ready to
> lay the old "I told you so" on her when
> the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh
> was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
> received 50 responses. Within the next
> 45 days she had received a total of
> $147,200.00 all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined Jody in her "hobby".
> Mitchell Wolf, M.D. , Chicago, Illinois
>
> "Not being the gambling type, it took
> me several weeks to make up my mind
> to participate in this plan. But
> conservative that I am, I decided that
> theinitial investment was so little
> that there was just no way that I
> wouldn't get enough orders to at least
> get my money back. I was surprised
> when I found my medium size post office
> box crammed with orders. I made
> $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The
> nice thing about this deal is that it
> does not matter where people live.
> There simply isn't a better investment
> with a faster return and so big".
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
>
> "I had received this program before. I
> deleted it, but later I wondered if I
> should have given it a try. Of course,
> I had no idea who to contact to get
> another copy, so I had to wait until
> I was e-mailed again by someone
> else...11 months passed then it
> luckily came again...... I did not
> delete this one! I made more than
> $490,000 on my first try and all the
> money came within 22 weeks".
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
>
> "It really is a great opportunity to
> make relatively easy money with little
> cost to you. I followed the simple
> instructions carefully and within 10
> days the money started to come in. My
> first month I made $ 20,560.00 and by
> the end of third month my total cash
> count was $ 362,840.00. Life is
> beautiful, Thanx to Internet".
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
>
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED
> ON OUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
>
> If you have any questions of the legality
> of this program, contact the Office of
> Associate Director for Marketing Practices,
> Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of
> Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
>
>
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>
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